You knew it was coming…
From stereogum.com:
It doesn’t come as much of a surprise that VH are reportedly canceling their tour. According to TMZ, it’s due to Eddie’s “issues,” such as being “out of it” during shows and this “out of it” guitar playing. Guess there’s no blaming the guitar tech this time. Comes at an interesting time, as Valarie Bertinelli’s pushing that autobiography in which she talks openly cheating on Eddie. On top of that, she looks pretty hot in her new Jenny Craig ads. Well, for Eddie’s sake, hopefully Val didn’t lose all that weight eating Michael Anthony’s special sauce.
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It’s looking like Eddie’s having a cancer relapse (just speculation)VAN HALEN DALLAS, CINCINNATI, RALEIGH, & BALTIMORE CONCERTS POSTPONEDLOS ANGELES, CA — March 3, 2008The Van Halen concerts in Dallas, Cincinnati, Raleigh, and Baltimore have been postponed. According to Eddie Van Halen’s physician, he is undergoing a battery of comprehensive medical tests to determine a defined diagnosis and recommended medical procedures.The March 3rd Dallas concert at American Airlines Center has been rescheduled for Thursday, April 24, 2008; Cincinnati’s March 5th concert at U.S. Bank Arena has been rescheduled for Tuesday, April 22nd; Raleigh’s March 7th concert at RBC Center has been rescheduled for Sunday, April 13th; and Baltimore’s March 9th concert at 1st Mariner Arena has been rescheduled for Tuesday, April 15th.Fans should retain their tickets as they will be honored at the rescheduled concerts or ticket refunds will be issued at the original point of purchase.
Oh, and I just saw Valerie Bertinelli on some daytime talk show and she did look damn hot…and I find it extremely hard to believe that SHE was the unfaithful one.